Tuesday, 27 August 2013
Down
Sunday, 4 August 2013
Bad news...
Relationship Status - Feeling clucky all of a sudden!
Sunday, 14 July 2013
The "Bestfriend"
Thursday, 11 July 2013
Nice guy???
Wednesday, 3 July 2013
Love, sex and a good fuck.
Tuesday, 25 June 2013
Battle of the bodies!
Okay so lets cut straight to the chase and not beat around the bushes. We all think we're FAT!!!! If we're not skinny that means we are obese...hmmm that doesn't sound quite right but that's only because of today's society. In order to be considered 'skinny' you need to have a thigh gap?? A very tiny waist?? And a stick like figure?? What happened to being curvy women, like Marilyn Monroe? She is the worlds biggest sex icon and her thighs touch, she wasn't a stick either.... Body Image is the number one struggle with the female sex these days. (boys have body image issues too but I'm not talking about them) Girls look at magazines and think why can't I look like that? Im so fat and ugly. Then they look at their friends and think why am I soooo fat? They look in the mirror and compare everything possible and just put themselves down. I'm pretty sure 99% of girls do this I think I could even say I can guarantee that. Even I (Sky) when I go to the beach get low self esteem because I see all these girls in bikinis who are 'skinny' and according to society in return makes me an elephant compared to them. Sometimes it feels as if no matter how healthy you eat or how much you exercise, it goes nowhere....There are many categories I guess you could say when it comes to body Image but I think what is affecting society most is weight and an everyday battle for many teens, who feel that, unless they fit society's image, they will miss out on everything possible.
Relationship Status- single and ready to mingle.... AGAIN
Experation date-ing !!!
I love the moment your eyes make contact with him, after you have been staring at him for at least 15 minutes thinking about how gorgeous he is. Buuuut then you realize your on a holiday and that it would be pointless to pursue him because you know that it would have an expiration date. What's a girl to do? Are we meant to let these amazing guys fall through our fingers just because we know it will shortly come to an end? Is there such thing as expiration date-ing? And if so, is it OK or frowned upon?
These are question especially important to me because I am moving countries for a year and can't get into a relationship for obvious reasons. I know when it will end. But it sucks to know that I could meet a great guy, who is super cute, but have to let him go because we couldn't get serious. is it bad to fool around with a guy even though you know it can't turn into anything?
Relationship Status - why do I come with an expiration date?
Wednesday, 19 June 2013
The carrie diaries 2nd season !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Relationship Status - Single and addicted to TCD hahaha
Really?! 18, I mean REALLY!!
wfeeeef.. now that's off my chest... anybody got any suggestions for how to get one, on the slyyyyyy ahahha?
Relationship Status - Craving the viby
Sunday, 16 June 2013
Confused
Relationship Status - Who the fuck knows!!!
Friday, 14 June 2013
Its just too tight!
Wednesday, 12 June 2013
Facebook official!
Relationship Status - Taken
Tuesday, 11 June 2013
The pregnancy test!
The process:
Step one) tell your boyf with a serious face that you are in fact pregnant.
Step two) watch his reaction- it doesn't matter if he looks like a ghost and goes blank for a few seconds... thats normal, but if he starts accusing you of cheating or not being careful enough then hunny kick him to the curb. If he hugs you with joy and thankfulness PUT A RING ON IT! he is a rare one, a unicorn of the dating world.
Step 3) Either explain immediately that it was just a test and that he failed(or freak him out and say your going to take it to court and then later explain hahahah); or if he passed then wait a bit and say it was just a false alarm.
Keep in mind that this method of checking your man's reliability may not be for everyone. Im sure many would think that it is cruel, and some may think that it is too much to risk for no reason. I for one have never experienced the need to perform this, because I am forever and always aloooooone!!!! hahahaha
But to all you taken ladies (who are in a sexually active relationship) feel free to give it a try.
Relationship Status - Forever alone!
Awkward Start
The joys of being a woman!
Relationship Status - Single
Sunday, 9 June 2013
Be You!
Beware the lipstick!
They can seem like a bucket of roses, he will act like the man who will do anything for you but you really need to check your pockets hunny and make sure he doesn't destroy your favorite pants. Is he really going to stand the tests of the relationship, in fact is there a test you can perform on your man to be sure that he is ye'old faithful or if he will destroy your pants.
Relationship Status - Single
Saturday, 8 June 2013
The one.. does he even exist?
I have seen my friends all talk about their relationship endeavours and they all have different and equally as annoying problems... just like me. I started to feel like the search for the perfect man (for me anyway) was completely pointless. Some are too lazy, others are to floozy, most are inconsiderate and the rest have strange and different problems. Lets face it girls we're screwed, we have grown up with high expectations of our future partner, and I blame most of the disney cartoons for it. We have been told that one day we can all find a man who will fight evil for us, show compassion to us when we're upset, and be so in love with us that they would rather die and sacrifice themselves instead of seeing us merely experience pain. But this guy doesn't exist, I have come to realize that no matter how hard we look or wait we will never be able to find a guy with any of these attributes. Ladies if you don't have good boobs or a nice ass, if you're too skinny or too big, if you're too loose or too frigid then I'm sorry but there is, like, no chance. There is literally three females to every male in the world, and its every women for her self. So if there is any man out there close enough to perfect that whoever he ends up with wont have anything to complain about to her friends then trust me he is with that girl that we (the average girl) hate, the girl who is perfectly proportioned and generally gorgeous because that is the top factor for a girlfriend on every guy's list. Sorry to be so harsh but I only do it with love... and if anyone actually has the perfect man then please send me a message and a photo and i will send you back an award(if your not a fucking supermodel).
Relationship Status - Single and fed up with it!
First Love....
The unspeakable questions... To ask or not to ask?
They say you loose weight from having sex right, so is it the same for (cough cough) DIY jobs hahaha what part of sex is the calorie burner?
Thats just one of many questions that I have rolling around in my head from day to day and if you have any questions that you have ever been to embarrassed to ask ... feel free to ask them here (remember you can stay anonymous).
Relationship Status - Still single
Friday, 7 June 2013
Relationship Status - Still single